rockasellerROCKS. NOT COMPLICATED.Specifications ↗

EARTH / STANDARD EDITION

It’s a rock.

We’re not going to make this complicated.

$0.25THE ROCK IS CHEAP.
THE NONSENSE IS EXTRA.
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01 / CHOOSE YOUR ROCK

The Original

A rock. In its original format.

OPTIONAL CONSEQUENCES

Do something
to the rock.

The rock doesn’t care. We charge anyway.

02 / PREPARATION
03 / ITS EVENTUAL FATE CHOOSE ONE
One rock$0.25
Unnecessary services$0.00

No intervention. Excellent restraint.

YOUR TOTAL$0.25

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TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

Uncompromisingly
unremarkable.

Thousands of years of development.
No noticeable improvements.

Material
Rock
Power source
None
Subscription required
No
Firmware updates
Unlikely
Healing properties
We wouldn’t count on it
Compatibility
Most surfaces

Some companies change the world.
We move small parts of it around.

AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS PURCHASE

Your rock.
Your consequences.

Total$0.25

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